I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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