Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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