we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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