I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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