office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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