it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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