He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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