Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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