is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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