I accidentally had phone sex last night
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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