i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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