He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
NoShamevember. You game?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Randomize
