On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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