Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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