I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
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i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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