Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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