I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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