I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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