But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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