i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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