I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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