is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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