you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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