never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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