talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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