1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
