Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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