there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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