i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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