Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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