apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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