So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
