So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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