When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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