playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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