My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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