morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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