i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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