Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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