Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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