idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I am one with the molecules
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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