everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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