I hate your face
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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