Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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