making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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