i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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