i think i have herpe
just one?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i believe in u and ur pee
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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