Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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