we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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