If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Randomize
