idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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