Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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