But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
this is an emotional support booty call
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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