It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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