fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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