I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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